Heat Flashes.

The Big News: There ain't none.

The Nilton: Al Snow upstaged Coach by discussing the idea of a menage a trois between Test, Stacy Keibler, and Scott Steiner. No, seriously. No. Seriously.

Analysis/Highlights: Show opens with Jazz & Molly Holly against Miss Jacqueline & Ivory, two teams promoting racial harmony. This goes on for some time, until we ... take a commercial break? What the butt? ...

We're back to see a not-so-giant swing on Ivory. She makes the hot tag to Jackie, which, due to the amount of time spent getting the heat on her, is actually pretty hot. Jackie runs wild and pins Jazz by rolling through on a German suplex attempt. You know, when I said they should do longer matches on Heat for my benefit, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. Nevertheless, Teddy Long accuses Jackie of playing whitey's game, and issues a challenge, presumably for tomorrow night or next week. "It's on," he says. ...

A recap of the Goldberg hit and run investigation. He needs to bring back the Goldberg Monster Truck to avoid this sort of thing. Goldberg squashes Storm to go 3-0 (17-0 by WCW's count). Storm rats out Chris Jericho as the mastermind. Did somebody say UNAMERICANS reunion? No? Okay. ...

Goldust vs. Damien Denucci. Anywho, Goldust sells no phantom pains, nor is there any mention of his "ailments." He wins with the powerslam, aka the Director's Cut or Final Cut or something like that. ...

Recap of the Triple H/Ric Flair angle from Monday. And Flair is not going to be a babyface? Are you kiddin' me. Austin announces that Hunter will face Kevin Nash in the HELL in the CELL. Instead of recycling the Bad Blood name, this show should be called "Bad Friends, Worse Enemies." ...

Christopher Nowinski vs. The Hurricane. Coach calls this match Nowinski's "biggest battle to date." Nowinski cuts a bad promo on Hurricane, then gets his pinning combination reversed to lose this wrestling match. ... Tomorrow night, Goldberg is on Chris Jericho's Hi-Lite Reel!

Match Results: Jackie & Ivory b. Jazz & Molly; Goldust b. Denucci; Hurricane b. Nowinski.