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NWA: Total Nonstop Action Results: 5/28/03
   By: RingInsider.com on May 29, 2003
NWA: Total Nonstop Action for May 28th began with a video package on the recent history of Raven in TNA, including being attacked by Jeff Jarrett last week.

We saw Glen Gilberti approach Alexis Laree and Julio Dinero outside. Gilberti told them that they were not welcome in SEX anymore, and that tonight he was going to take care of Raven. He sent them off to deliver the message to Raven.

AJ Styles & D'Lo Brown defeated CM Punk & Jason Cross in 4:30. Punk and Cross attacked before the bell, and Cross hit a twisting plancha on Brown. Really good fast paced match. I really wish it had gone longer. In the end, Brown hit the Lo Down frog splash on Punk while Styles hit a 450 springboard splash on Cross for simultaneous pins.

After the bout, Brown took the mic and said that they proved how good they were as a team, but that they were both interested in becoming the World Heavyweight Champion. Brown accused the company of screwing them over, since they were in a "preliminary match with two jobbers" tonight. Brown accused Jeff Jarrett of using his stroke to hold them down. Brown said that in their locker room, Jarrett was "the Game". Some fans chanted "Triple J". Styles agreed, saying he would go through anyone, even Brown, to become the World champion. Styles said their days as a tag team had to end, so they could both pursue their dream of winning the World Title. They shook hands and ended it on good terms.

Mike Tenay and Don West discussed how Jeff Jarrett was in hot water with officials over his attack of Raven last week. They went over the brackets for the Asylum Alliance tournament. They announced that James Storm was not at the show for "personal reasons" so Chris Harris would have to wrestle alone, or be given a new partner.

A video package on Jeff Jarrett's trip to New Zealand and Australia was shown. They showed some clips of Jarrett's match with Sting. The piece put over that the NWA World Title is defended around the world and that TNA is available in Australia.

Jeff Jarrett came to the ring for an interview. Jarrett acknowledged the boos from some in the crowd, and the fact that Raven has supporters. Jarrett said that "Life sucks, and then you die". Jarrett said Raven was in a corner "shooting his crap up" and called him out to the ring. Raven entered through the crowd. Raven told Jarrett he was a "whining, egotistical, backstabbing p****". Raven said that the only thing keeping him from his destiny was someone with "political connections" and compared Jarrett's position with that of Stephanie and Shane McMahon. Raven challenged Jarrett to join him in the "Clockwork Orange House Of Fun". Jarrett told Raven that on his best day, he could not defeat Jarrett on his worst. Jarrett said he sacrificed his life for the business, while Raven spent his life with alcohol, drugs and "living on the edge". Jarrett said he would be fine with facing Raven one more time. Jarrett said from now on, he will protect Raven, so that he would remain in one piece for their eventual match, and will have no excuses when they do meet.

Someone in a suit approached ringside and handed Jarrett an envelope. Jarrett looked at it, then went to the announcers table. Jarrett said something about being suspended.

In the SEX locker room, Glen Gilberti told the rest of SEX that he had stroke, because "he just got Raven suspended". I think he meant Jarrett. Gilberti then chastised XXX and Siaki for losing last week. Gilberti said Siaki he had to go it alone tonight to prove he was worthy of SEX. Gilberti sent the Harris Brothers to bring Chris Harris to him.

Konnan & BG James defeated The Sandman & Sonny Siaki in 2:33 to advance in the "Asylum Alliance" tournament. Sandman did his usual beer drinking entrance in the crowd. Siaki came out alone, per Gilberti's orders. BG James made his return to the company, saying he knew about tag team gold and "brotherly love", and introduced Konnan as his partner. Konnan and James acted like they were being frisked when the referee checked them before the match. Sandman never tagged in, and Siaki had to go it alone against James and Konnan. Sandman eventually spit beer in his face and caned him. Sandman walked away, and James hit Siaki with a pumphandle slam for the win.

The aired an interview with New Jack from earlier today. Jack threw a water container off the balcony through a table, saying that would be Slash tonight in their "Hard 10" match. Shark Boy showed up, wanting to play Chutes and Ladders. Jack said he didn't want to tag with Shark Boy, but when he saw the game, he said they could work something out.

The Hard 10 tournament, where wrestlers get one point for using a weapon and five points for putting someone through a table, was reviewed. To win, you need 10 points, and need to win by two. Mike Sanders, who has already advanced in the tournament, joined the announcers for the match.

New Jack defeated Slash in 6:53 to advance in the Hard 10 tournament. Back and forth battle with the points staying close. They tied at 13 points when they battled on the top rope. Jack got off the ropes onto the apron, then slammed Slash off the top rope through a table at ringside, winning the match 18-13.

A sit-down interview with Christopher Daniels and Elix Skipper aired. Daniels pointed out that they are the best tag team in the world. Skipper pointed out that he tours Japan every month, and how he defeated Rey Mysterio and Billy Kidman to become the first Cruiserweight Tag Team Champion. Daniels talked about his international experience. Daniels cut a great promo about how "tradition opens doors to rooms with no windows" and that by doing things their way, they became the World Tag Team Champions.

Ron and Don Harris were in the parking lot drinking beer. Ron Killings walked by, and when Ron and Don Harris went after him, they were ambushed by Konnan. Konnan and Killings laid out the Harris Brothers, apparently using a sock that had two frozen soft drink bottles in it as a weapon.

Goldylocks interviewed the SAT. They discussed Red laying out Raven last week, and the Maximos talked about how proud they were of him. The SAT left. Erik Watts walked in, whispered something in Goldylock's ear, and she walked off with him.

Christopher Daniels & Elix Skipper defeated The SAT (Jose & Joel Maximo) in 6:13 to retain the NWA World Tag Team Championship. Skipper and Daniels attacked before the bell. Towards the end, Daniels hit Joel with Angel's Wings. Jose hit Daniels with a rana, but only got a two count. Daniels made a blind tag to Skipper, then blocked a tornado DDT and sat Jose on the top rope. Skipper did a rope walk and gave Jose a rana off the top for the pin.

After the match, Raven hit the ring and DDT'd both members of the SAT. The announcers put over how this was a message to Amazing Red.

In the SEX locker room, Gilberti wondered why the Harris brothers hadn't brought back Chris Harris yet. Tracy walked in, saying she needed to talk to David Young, since they have a match next week in the Asylum Alliance tournament. Desire got in her face, and they started slapping each other. The brawled all over the dressing room, with the guys egging them on. Tracy and Desire fought through the door and into the crowd, and eventually to the ring. Desire hit a faceplant and a uranage in the ring, but missed a charge and Tracy hit a spear. Tracy hit a sloppy Thesz press off the top on Desire. David Young ran in and gave Tracy a spinebuster, then helped Desire to the back. Officials came out to help Tracy from the ring, implying that she was injured from the spinebuster.

Backstage, Erik Watts was making out with Goldylocks. They were in the janitor's closet. Apparently they had "relations" last week. Goldylocks said she didn't trust Watts because he was a wrestler. Watts sweet talked her, kissed her, and walked off. The crowd could be heard chanting "Slut".

The history leading to the "Mystery Luchadore" vs. Kid Kash was shown.

Backstage, some lady in a skimpy nurse's outfit/lingerie came up to Kash for his "prematch exam". Some innuendo about a "pulled groin" and "oral exam" was exchanged. Kash stopped her from "examining him" saying he knew Tracy sent her. Kash was about to hit her, but the nurse hit him with a low blow and kicked the crap out of him.

Kid Kash defeated The Mystery Luchadore/Trinity in 2:20. Kash limped to the ring, the result of the previous attack. The Luchadore took the mic and told him to get in the ring, then unmasked to reveal Trinity. Trinity hit a sloppy pescado on him. She barely hit a rana on the floor, then took it into the ring, where she got two counts with a small package and a sunset flip. Kash applied the claw, but Trinity broke free with a low blow. Trinity hit some sort of DDT off the ropes, then hit a powerbomb for a two count. Trinity went to the top for a moonsault. Kash caught her, sort of, then lifted her back up and hit a tombstone piledriver for the pin. Kash took the mic after the match and said he was going to "kill" Trinity, before leaving the ring.

Backstage, Bill Behrens told Jeff Jarrett that the suspension was legit, and that he should leave the building. Jarrett refused.

In the SEX locker room, Glen Gilberti told Chris Harris that they would help him, since James Storm could not wrestle tonight. Gilberti offered Chris Sabin as a substitute. Harris agreed, but told Gilberti he would not stand for Gilberti "screwing with him". Gilberti insisted the offer was sincere.

Chris Harris & Chris Sabin defeated Jerry Lynn & Justin Credible in 8:54 to advance in the "Asylum Alliance" tournament. Both teams worked well together, with no noticeable problems. Harris and Sabin even had some double team moves, despite being "put together" right before the match. Mike Tenay put over the rivalry between Credible and Lynn in ECW over the World Title. Towards the end, Lynn made a hot tag to Credible, and they cleared house, knocking Harris from the ring. Lynn went for a cradle piledriver on Sabin, but Credible reminded him that he was the legal man. Lynn then went to keep Harris on the floor while Credible went for a tombstone on Sabin, but Sabin pulled Credible to the mat in a cradle for the win. After the match, Lynn and Credible brawled, with security and referees trying to keep them apart. Lynn took the mic afterwards and said "Just like in ECW, I'm gonna kick your ass."

Erik Watts (apparently taking over for Goldylocks) interviewed Raven. Raven made a joke (without laughing) that he was going to rip out Watts eyes and use hi sockets as a latrine, but since he made him laugh, he wouldn't. Watts dropped his joking demeanor and professed respect for Raven, and said he was looking forward to watching him "kick ass" tonight.

Mike Tenay & Don West went over the matches for next week's show, including the semifinals of the "Asylum Alliance" tournament.

Glen Gilberti defeated Raven in 16:02. They brawled around the building early in the match. Raven used a cobra clutch in the ring to weaken Gilberti. Gilberti kept finding ways to break the hold, but Raven would go back to it. Gilberti went for Raven's drop toe hold into a chair, but Raven blocked it and threw the chair at Gilberti twice. Raven then hit the drop toe hold into the chair. At the seven minute mark, the Harris brothers ran in. Alexis and Julio ran in to fight them off. Alexis was chokslammed, but Julio actually put up some offense and brawled into the crowd with the Harris Brothers. In the ring, Gilberti went after Raven's leg. Raven battled back with a lariat, kneelift and bulldog. Sonny Siaki came to ringside at the twelve minute mark. Raven hit a DDT on Gilberti, but Siaki pulled the referee from the ring so he couldn't make the count. This distracted Raven, and Gilberti hit a low blow. Gilberti then hit a stunner, but Raven kicked out at two. Gilberti accidentally clotheslined the referee when Raven ducked. Raven hit a superkick on Gilberti, but there was no referee to count. Sandman ran out and started caning Raven. Jeff Jarrett ran in from the crowd and tackled Sandman. Jarrett fought Sandman up the ramp and out of the arena. Raven hit Gilberti with a DDT. A clean-shaven Vince Russo ran in and hit Raven with a baseball bat. Gilberti covered Raven, and the referee counted three, even though Russo left the baseball bat on top of Raven. The camera followed Russo leaving the building as the show ended.

Following the listings of upcoming events, a graphic saying "Thanks Morty" was shown. I am guessing that Mortimer Plumtree is done with the company.

Next Week:
- NWA World Heavyweight Champion Jeff Jarrett vs. Glen Gilberti.
- Asylum Alliance tournament semifinal: Chris Harris & Chris Sabin (or James Storm) vs. Konnan & B.G. James.
- Asylum Alliance tournament semifinal: Don Harris & Ron Killings vs. David Young & Tracy.

Tournament Update:
New Jack has advanced in the "Hard 10" tournament.
Mike Sanders has advanced in the "Hard 10" tournament.

(Credit: 1wrestling)

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