Bradshaw keeps the action up, destroying Guerrero. His entire chest is now red, not to mention his face. Bradshaw then nails him with the steel steps, and brings Guerrero into the center of the ring. He then nails a clothesline from hell.Bradshaw covers Eddie up, but it's only good for two. He winds up his arm for another clothesline.
JBL ends up hitting Charles Robinson, but then powerbombs Guerrero. A very near three-count, and Bradshaw looks stunned.
Guerrero eventually "Eddie's up" and hits Bradshaw with fierce punches. JBL tries to go for an overhead slam, but Guerrero turns it into a DDT.
Eddie goes up for a frog splash, but JBL gets out of the way.
Bradshaw goes outside and grabs the title belt, as well as a chair. He brings the chair into the ring, but hides the belt as the ref throws the chair away. Bradshaw goes to hit Eddie with the belt, but Eddie counters and does John the favor. Eddie is DQ'd, so he loses, but keeps his title. The refs restrain him from JBL.
Winner: John Bradshaw Layfield (DQ - Eddie is still champion)
WWE Championship: Eddie Guerrero vs. John Bradshaw Layfield #5
Bradshaw goes for a Clothesline From Hell, but misses. Guerrero fights back with fury, but as he runs towards the ropes, he knocks the ref over. Bradshaw goes towards Guerrero, but Eddie tosses him over the rope. Eddie gets some action on the outside, but he gets a chairshot from Bradshaw and is bleeding profusely (looks like a terrible blade job).
Winner: ----
WWE Championship: Eddie Guerrero vs. John Bradshaw Layfield #4
Bradshaw gets a nearfall, and I take back what I said, the action has gotten really slow. Bradshaw pulls Guerrero to his feet and bearhugs Guerrero.Guerrero is trying to work his way out of the hold, but can't do so. He eventually gets out and whips Bradshaw off each corner, before hitting JBL with some right hands. Bradshaw quickly counters an Irish whip, but Guerrero lands a dropkick. He connects with a suplex.
Winner: ----
WWE Championship: Eddie Guerrero vs. John Bradshaw Layfield #3
Guerrero works his way out of the hold, but gets a shoulder knockdown from Bradshaw, who's really working his ass off to try and put on a good match. Another hold from Bradshaw.The two work outside, and both men are tired out. Bradshaw's first back into the ring.
Winner: ----
WWE Championship: Eddie Guerrero vs. John Bradshaw Layfield #2
Bradshaw finally gets something going offensively, and works Eddie into the steel steps. As they come back inside, Guerrero gets a rush of offense, but it's ended when he gets a boot from JBL.JBL puts Guerrero in a resthold.
Winner: ----
WWE Championship: Eddie Guerrero vs. John Bradshaw Layfield
Eddie Guerrero starts off with aggression, and takes it right to JBL. He brings him to the outside, then rams him into the steel steps. Eddie brings Bradshaw back into the ring, but Bradshaw escapes. Eddie follows JBL and rams his face into the steel post.Eddie chokes Bradshaw with a camera wire, and then rolls JBL into the ring yet again. He knocks Bradshaw onto his back with a hard right hand, and continues the aggression as Bradshaw gets to his feet. Bradshaw leaves the ring to walk up the apron, but Eddie chases him and knocks him to the ramp.
Guerrero brings JBL back to the ring, and keeps his offense going.
Winner: ----
Booker T vs. Undertaker #3
Match progresses, and Booker escapes a Last Ride, as the ref gets knocked down. Booker opened the bag he brought to the ring and threw its contents in Taker's face, but he remains unaffected. Booker remains in control, however, and gets some nearfalls.Booker T continued to work on the Undertaker and shoved him knee first into the ring steps. Booker then got back into the ring and then went back outside and came off with an axe handle to the Undertaker. Booker T threw him back inside and hit a right hand and whipped him to the ropes and hit a leg lariat for a two count.
Booker T continued to work on the Undertaker and shoved him knee first into the ring steps. Booker then got back into the ring and then went back outside and came off with an axe handle to the Undertaker. Booker T threw him back inside and hit a right hand and whipped him to the ropes and hit a leg lariat for a two count. Booker T locked in a front headlock on the Undertaker and took the Undertaker down to the mat as the fans chanted for the Deadman. The Undertaker fought back with shots to the midsection but Booker T hit the Scissors Kick but the Undertaker kicked out! The Undertaker then sat up and Booker ran at him but was met with a Big Boot. The Undertaker then hit the Chokeslam on Booker T and signaled for the Tombstone. The Undertaker picked up Booker T and gave him the Tombstone and the referee counted the three!
Winner: Undertaker
Booker T vs. Undertaker #2
Undertaker gets his signature legdrop in, before getting a two-count.Booker T actually gets in control and hits a dropkick, followed by a nearfall. However, his offense doesn't last long, as Taker gets some shots in, followed by going old school.
Winner: ----
Booker T vs. Undertaker
Booker T comes down to the ring, followed by Undertaker who takes his usual 30 minutes. Booker is shaking.The two lock-up, and Booker T gets tossed into the corner, before a huge right hand. Booker T heads to the outside.
Booker T comes back in and gets a bit of offense in, but Undertaker just destroys him.
Winner: ----
US Championship: John Cena vs. Rene Dupree
Cena starts off on the offensive, and gets Dupree to the outside. Cena hits Dupree with some hard right hands, followed by an impactful headbutt. However, Dupree, out of desperation, pulls Cena across into the post. He's got the crowd against him, and for the first time of the night, the crowd seems to care about the match.Dupree brings Cena into the room and his Cena with some more offense.
Dupree goes for an Irish whip, but gets flipped to the apron. However, as Cena goes to hit Dupree, he gets tossed to the outside.
Dupree continues on the offensive, and puts Cena in a forceful bearhug-like hold.
Cena hits Dupree with a headbutt, but Dupree quickly gets back in control and forces Cena into the corner. Dupree gets back into that bearhug hold and also begins hitting Cena in the back. Cena begins punching his way out.
Cena gets out of the hold, and starts connecting with some right hands. He clotheslines Dupree a few times, and gets the crowd really hot. After an Irish whip, he then hits a sidewalk slam. However, as he goes for a five-knuckle-shuffle, he misses, and Dupree gets back in control.
Dupree dances and tries to do his own version of the shuffle, but Cena gets out of the way. Cena goes upstairs, but Dupree counters quickly and hits John with a DDT.
Cena gets Rene in an F-U position, but it gets turned into a Dupree neckbreaker. Two-count.
Cena gets a backslide on Dupree, only good enough for a two-count. Dupree goes off the ropes, and Cena catches him for an F-U. Cena wins.
Winner: John Cena
Cruiserweight Championship: Chavo Guerrero vs. Jacqueline
Chavo starts off on the offensive, even with only one useable hand. He gets Jackie on the ground and stomps her. He then punches her into the corner.Jackie quickly counters with a head-scissors into the post. It looks like Chavo switched arms, and Jackie's reacting in a furious manner.
Jackie countinues the assault, and then knocks Chavo Classic off the apron. This enables Chavo to get a clothesline.
(I'm now not sure if Chavo's hands were switched).
Anyway, Chavo goes to the outside, and Chavo Classic unties his arm. Chavo Classic gets the attention of the ref, allowing Chavo to use both of his hands. Chavo gets a huge face-first manuever on Jackie for the win.
Winner: New Champion: Chavo Guerrero
Interview: Paul Bearer & Undertaker
The Undertaker and Paul Bearer were backstage and Bearer gave a pretty weak promo hyping Taker's match with Booker tonight.
Winner: ----
Tag Team Championship: Charie Haas & Rico vs. Hardcore Holly & Billy Gunn
As Bob and Billy argue over who's going to start the match, Rico attacks them both. The two go to the outside and continue to argue.The two go into the ring together. After some stalling, Haas and Holly lock-up. Holly chops Haas in the chest, and the two lock-up again. Haas quickly hits a fireman's carry and gets in control.
Rico tags in, but due to his antics, Holly gets furious and brings in Billy Gunn.
Rico grabs Billy's ass in a hold, and Billy gets freaked out. He goes to tag Holly, but Holly wants no part of it. Rico then gets some actual offense in, before spanking Gunn. He then rubs Gunn's face in his crotch. Haas is tagged in.
Gunn's able to get Holly in to wrestle Haas, and Holly hits Charlie with some aggressive offense. He gets a nearfall, then quickly brings Gunn back into the action. Gunn hits Haas with some hard right hands, and then works his knee into Haas' face. Haas is overselling beyond belief.
Match progresses a little, and Holly continues his aggressive offense on Haas. He gets another nearfall, even with Jackie cheering Haas on.
Match continues to go, and Holly gets Haas on his shoulders. Rico kicks Holly, and Haas falls into a position to get the pin. He and Rico win.
Winner: Charlie Haas Rico
Mordecai vs. Scotty 2 Hotty
Mordecai is preceded to the ring by Scotty. He comes out with a pretty intense opening with a nice pyro, but the crowd is TOTALLY silent.Mordecai bows down in his corner, before removing his hood and robe (side note: he really doesn't have the right look for this role).
Mordecai and Scotty lock up, and he quickly goes to work on Scotty, forcing his face into the mat, before rapping Scotty's shoulder around the post.
He hits Scotty with some hard knees and punches from the outside, then comes back in and forces Scotty into the other corner.
The offense in this squash match continues, until Scotty gets a few shots in. The crowd gets behind him, but is totally silent whenever he gets back in control.
Scotty tries to go for the worm, but Mordecai counters early and performs a version of the Razor's Edge to win the match.
Winner: Mordecai
Interview: John Bradshaw Layfield
John cuts a pretty funny promo on "his" America, taking a shot at foreigners and those who "lie, cheat, and steal" (except those who was JBL's car).JBL closes by guaranteeing a win tonight.
Winner: ----
Torrie Wilson vs. Dawn Marie
Dawn Marie comes out to the ring, and the two lock-up. Dawn works Torrie into a corner, but the ref forces her to break the hold. Torrie goes right to Dawn and forces her to the mat.Torrie hits Dawn with a kick to the gut, followed by a snapmare.
Torrie gets Dawn in a cradle for a two-count. Dawn Marie gets some offense in, but as she launches Torrie off the turnbuckle, Torrie lands on the apron, and goes upstairs. She tries to hit Dawn off the top rope, but can't connect.
Dawn slams Torrie's face into the mat a couple of times, and then forces her throat into the lower rope.
Dawn pulls Torrie to the outside, and gets a little bit of offense in before returning to the ring to try and win via count-out. Torrie works her way back into the ring, but Dawn baseball-slides her right back out. Dawn then scoops Torrie by the tights and rolls her into the ring, getting a two-count.
Dawn gets Torrie in a headlock, but Torrie works her way out with some hard elbows. Torrie then hits Dawn with a spinning-neckbreaker. Two-count.
Torrie eventually rolls Dawn up again, but pulls her pants off in the process, exposing Dawn's thong. Dawn gets furious, and gets a quick nearfall in on Torrie.
Torrie is able to roll Dawn up into a pin. She wins the match and keeps her career.
Winner: Torrie Wilson
Segment: Kurt Angle Interview, Torrie Wilson, New Stipulation
Kurt Angle, in his wheelchair with a French flag, is launched about seven-feet in the air by a platform, and begins to shoot on Los Angeles, including the crowd and the Lakers. He then says that the worst thing about the crowd is that there are tons of Eddie Guerrero.He then says that he looks forward to leaving, because he hopes LA gets hit with the biggest earthquake ever.
Kurt moves onto shooting on Torrie Wilson, blaming her for him being in a wheelchair. The GM of SmackDown! orders Torrie to come out to the ring.
Torrie comes out in her ring attire, and looks extremely frightened.
Angle introduces a new stipulation to her match with Dawn Marie. If Torrie loses, she'll be fired.
Winner: ----
Backstage: Booker T Interview
Josh Matthews tells the fans that after hearing all the weird noises coming from Booker's lockerroom, he needs to get some words from the Bookerman.Booker T busts open the door and hypes his match, claiming that he was going through pre-match rituals (including candles on the ground) and will beat Undertaker tonight. He will prove that he's the one true star on SmackDown!
Winner: ----
Rey Mysterio & RVD vs. The Dudley Boyz
Rey and RVD come to the ring, so you know the Dudleys come out next.RVD starts off against Bubba. The referee turns his back, and D-Von comes in and takes out RVD.
D-Von hammers RVD into the mat, and then rams him into the turnbuckle. D-Von brings Bubba in, who continues the offense with some right hands to Van Dam.
RVD eventually gets his offense in and cleans house, sending both Dudleys to the outside. A mild RVD chant breaks out, as he flips over the rope to land on Bubba. Rey then launches off the top turnbuckle to take out D-Von.
RVD punches D-Von a few times after the Dudley re-enters the ring, but as he goes off the ropes, Bubba sends RVD to the outside. He slams RVD's head off the announcer table, and then rolls him in so D-Von can continue the discussion.
D-Von brings in Bubba, who gets some offense in. RVD counters with a scissors to Bubba's shins, before tagging in Rey Mysterio, who gets a nearfall after some aggressive offense.
Match progresses a little, and the Dudleys are back in control. D-Von puts Rey in a headlock to get a brief rest period in.
--Short pause here of little action--
Bubba gets Rey on the turnbuckle, and then goes to work on his chest. He prepares for another slap, but Rey Mysterio counters and Bubba goes down. Rey is still hanging on the ropes, but eventually comes down and gets a nearfall.
RVD goes to work on D-Von as they both come in, and gets a big kick to D-Von's chin. He then nails Bubba with a heel-kick, followed by a clothesline to D-Von. Afterwards, he connects with Rolling Thunder, but Bubba breaks the hold.
Rey Mysterio comes in to even the score, but Bubba sends Rey to the outside. He then sets RVD up for a "What's Up" headbutt, but Rey Mysterio prevents it from happening, taking out both D-Von and Bubba in the process. Rey then runs towards RVD and gets launched up for a hurricanrana to D-Von.
RVD and Rey set both Dudleys up for a 619, and Rey nails it to the crowd's approval. RVD hits his frog splash on D-Von for the win.
Author's note: WWE made a mistake during this match. They played RVD's music mid-match, kind of hinting who'd be winning.
Someone will probably be told they're fired after that one.
Winner: Rey Mysterio RVD
